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Houston 1,428San Antonio 736Austin 676Dallas 667Fort Worth 313El Paso 285Corpus Christi 149Lubbock 119Arlington 114McAllen 99Galveston 91Laredo 86Spring 80Amarillo 72Odessa 66Waco 66Plano 65Katy 64Brownsville 63Midland 62Frisco 61Denton 59New Braunfels 56San Marcos 52College Station 49Richardson 49San Angelo 47Round Rock 46Irving 45McKinney 43Abilene 42Humble 37Killeen 37Baytown 36Temple 36Wichita Falls 36Cypress 34Pflugerville 34Sugar Land 34Bryan 33Conroe 33Fredericksburg 33Harlingen 33Tyler 33Beaumont 32Carrollton 31Lewisville 31Edinburg 27Seguin 27The Colony 27Tomball 27Grapevine 26Longview 25Georgetown 24Pasadena 24Victoria 24Grand Prairie 23Pearland 23The Woodlands 23Webster 23Cedar Park 22Mission 22Port Arthur 22Boerne 21Kerrville 21Port Aransas 21Richmond 21Addison 20Dickinson 20Garland 19Bay City 18Mansfield 18South Padre Island 17Allen 16Kemah 16Kingsville 16League City 16Magnolia 16Missouri City 16Montgomery 16

SOUTH PADRE ISLAND // 17 BARS

RANDOM DIVE-O-MATIC

#01
South Padre Island / TX

Bartini

1004 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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LOUNGE
#02
South Padre Island / TX

Beachside Bar & Grill

310 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BAR
#03
South Padre Island / TX

Big Boy's Bar & Grill

1912 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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#04
South Padre Island / TX

Boomerang Billy's

2612 Gulf Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BAR
#05
South Padre Island / TX

Driftwood Landing

2401 B Laguna Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BAR
#06
South Padre Island / TX

Harry’s Bar

2217 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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DIVE BAR
#07
South Padre Island / TX

Island Daiquiris 2 Go

2600 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BAR
#08
South Padre Island / TX

JJ's Party Barn

104 W Palm St, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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#09
South Padre Island / TX

Jake's Restaurant & Bar

2001 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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PUB
#10
South Padre Island / TX

Kelly's Irish Pub

101 E Morningside Dr, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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IRISH PUB
#11
South Padre Island / TX

Laguna BOB

2401 Laguna Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BAR
#12
South Padre Island / TX

Lifted Daiquiri Galaxy and Beer Barn

3508 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BAR
#13
South Padre Island / TX

Padre Island Brewing Co

3400 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BREWERY
#14
South Padre Island / TX

SPI Wine Bar

4000 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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WINE BAR
#15
South Padre Island / TX

Sandbar Courtyard

500 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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BAR
#16
South Padre Island / TX

The Quarterdeck Lounge

500 Padre Blvd, South Padre Island, TX 78597

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LOUNGE
#17
South Padre Island / TX

The Whiskey Shack

South Padre Island, TX 78597

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