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BARS IN HOUSTON, TEXAS

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HOUSTON // 1,429 BARS

RANDOM DIVE-O-MATIC

#801
Houston / TX

Memorial Trail Ice House

6202 Washington Ave, Houston, TX 77007

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BAR
#802
Houston / TX

Memorial Wine Cellar

7951 Katy Fwy Ste B, Houston, TX 77024

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WINE BAR
#803
Houston / TX

Merino's Sports Bar

7147 Harrisburg Blvd, Houston, TX 77011

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BAR
#804
Houston / TX

Mezzanine Lounge

2200 Southwest Fwy Ste 150, Houston, TX 77098

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BAR
#805
Houston / TX

Mi Bar

7606 Clarewood Dr, Houston, TX 77036

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BAR
#806
Houston / TX

Mi Lindo Cuernavaca Sports Bar

3050 Tidwell Rd, Houston, TX 77093

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SPORTS BAR
#807
Houston / TX

Michael's Outpost

1419 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX 77006

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GAY BAR
#808
Houston / TX

Michelada Tres Hermanos

7732 Airline Dr, Houston, TX 77037

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SPORTS BAR
#809
Houston / TX

Micheladas "El Güero" Federal

1301 Federal Rd, Houston, TX 77015

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BAR
#810
Houston / TX

Micheladas "El Rey"

1062 Edgebrook Dr, Houston, TX 77034

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COCKTAIL BAR
#811
Houston / TX

Micheladas El Guero

1920 Wirt Rd, Houston, TX 77055

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BAR
#812
Houston / TX

Micheladas El Guero

2490 S Wayside Dr, Houston, TX 77023

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BAR
#813
Houston / TX

Micheladas El Guero #9

13403 Tomball Pkwy, Houston, TX 77086

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BAR
#814
Houston / TX

Micheladas El Güero South Post Oak

15625 S Post Oak Rd, Houston, TX 77053

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BAR
#815
Houston / TX

Micheladas El Reten

10752 Tanner Rd, Houston, TX 77041

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BAR
#816
Houston / TX

Micheladas El Viejo

1123 Broadway St, Houston, TX 77012

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BAR
#817
Houston / TX

Micheladas La Barra

10010 Antoine Dr, Houston, TX 77086

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BAR
#818
Houston / TX

Micheladas Mi Jalisco

7333 Airline Dr, Houston, TX 77037

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BAR
#819
Houston / TX

Micheladas Xpress

2843 Spears Rd, Houston, TX 77067

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BAR
#820
Houston / TX

Micheladas del Julio

7710 East Fwy, Houston, TX 77020

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BAR
#821
Houston / TX

Micheladas del julio 2 y sport bar

11730 Aldine Westfield Rd, Houston, TX 77093

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BAR
#822
Houston / TX

Micheladas el guero

10658 Monroe Rd, Houston, TX 77075

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BAR
#823
Houston / TX

Miches La Bola

Antoine Dr @ W Tidwell Rd, 5699, Houston, TX 77091

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BAR
#824
Houston / TX

Midtowne Spa

3100 Fannin St, Houston, TX 77004

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BAR
#825
Houston / TX

Mike's Lounge

3704 Chickering St, Houston, TX 77026

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LOUNGE
#826
Houston / TX

Millies Ole View

2201 Bingle Rd, Houston, TX 77055

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BAR
#827
Houston / TX

Mirage 38

13455 Cutten Rd, Houston, TX 77069

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DIVE BAR
#828
Houston / TX

Mirage Cabaret

3416 W 34th St, Houston, TX 77092

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BAR
#829
Houston / TX

Mirage38

13455 Cutten Rd Ste 2a, Houston, TX 77069

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LOUNGE
#830
Houston / TX

Mirage38

13455 Cutten Rd, Houston, TX 77069

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COCKTAIL BAR
#831
Houston / TX

Miss Carousel

1201 St Emanuel St, Houston, TX 77003

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COCKTAIL BAR
#832
Houston / TX

Mo's Irish Pub

138 Vintage Park Blvd, Houston, TX 77070

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IRISH PUB
#833
Houston / TX

Mojitos bar

5945 Bellaire Blvd, Houston, TX 77081

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COCKTAIL BAR
#834
Houston / TX

Molly Maguires

15945 Kuykendahl Rd, Houston, TX 77068

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SPORTS BAR
#835
Houston / TX

Molly's Pub

11128 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX 77042

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IRISH PUB
#836
Houston / TX

Molly's Pub

902 Ramada Dr, Houston, TX 77062

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IRISH PUB
#837
Houston / TX

Molly's Pub

509 Main St, Houston, TX 77002

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PUB
#838
Houston / TX

Monalisa Houston

4210 Emancipation Ave, Houston, TX 77004

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LOUNGE
#839
Houston / TX

Mongoose versus Cobra

1011 Mcgowen St, Houston, TX 77002

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BAR
#840
Houston / TX

Monkey's Tail

5802 Fulton St, Houston, TX 77009

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COCKTAIL BAR
#841
Houston / TX

Monroe Houston

526 Waugh Dr, Houston, TX 77019

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LOUNGE
#842
Houston / TX

Montrose Cheese & Wine

1618 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX 77006

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WINE BAR
#843
Houston / TX

Moon Light Sports Bar

5130 East Sam Houston Pkwy N, Houston, TX 77015

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SPORTS BAR
#844
Houston / TX

Mosaic Bar and Lounge

5927 Almeda Rd, Houston, TX 77004

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LOUNGE
#845
Houston / TX

Motel Supreme

2403 Wentworth St, Houston, TX 77004

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BAR
#846
Houston / TX

Moving Sidewalk

306 Main St, Houston, TX 77002

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COCKTAIL BAR
#847
Houston / TX

Mozambik South African Kitchen

5085 Westheimer Rd Ste B2515, Houston, TX 77056

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PUB
#848
Houston / TX

Mr. C's Irish Pub

1570 S Dairy Ashford Rd, Houston, TX 77077

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IRISH PUB
#849
Houston / TX

Mr. Gino's

7306 Cullen Blvd, Houston, TX 77051

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DIVE BAR
#850
Houston / TX

Mr. Nice

1216 W Clay St, Houston, TX 77019

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SPORTS BAR

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