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BARS IN HOUSTON, TEXAS

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HOUSTON // 1,429 BARS

RANDOM DIVE-O-MATIC

#451
Houston / TX

Ensueños Bar

6216 Airline Dr, Houston, TX 77076

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BAR
#452
Houston / TX

Epic lounge

3000 Blodgett St, Houston, TX 77004

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LOUNGE
#453
Houston / TX

Equal Parts Brewing

3118 Harrisburg Blvd #108, Houston, TX 77003

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BREWERY
#454
Houston / TX

Escandalo Sport Bar

7810 Hammerly Blvd, Houston, TX 77055

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SPORTS BAR
#455
Houston / TX

Esquire Lounge

2403 Wentworth St, Houston, TX 77004

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LOUNGE
#456
Houston / TX

Estrellita Taqueria and Sports Bar

11350 Hirsch Rd, Houston, TX 77016

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SPORTS BAR
#457
Houston / TX

Etro Presents

809 Congress St, Houston, TX 77002

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LOUNGE
#458
Houston / TX

Eureka Heights Brew Co

941 W 18th St, Houston, TX 77008

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BREWERY
#459
Houston / TX

Everywine

1111 Heights Blvd, Houston, TX 77008

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WINE BAR
#460
Houston / TX

Exclusive

8310 Gulf Fwy, Houston, TX 77061

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BAR
#461
Houston / TX

Exotic Kloudz Hookah Lounge Llc

921 Cypress Creek Pkwy Ste 104f, Houston, TX 77090

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HOOKAH BAR
#462
Houston / TX

Exquisite Hookah Bar -n- Lounge

792 Normandy St, Houston, TX 77015

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HOOKAH BAR
#463
Houston / TX

FEUL Lounge

4217 Tidwell Rd, Houston, TX 77093

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LOUNGE
#464
Houston / TX

Fabrica de Micheladas

5750 East Sam Houston Pkwy N, Houston, TX 77015

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BAR
#465
Houston / TX

Faces

5104 Almeda Rd, Houston, TX 77004

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LOUNGE
#466
Houston / TX

Faded Daiquiri's

1147 Lathrop St, Houston, TX 77020

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SPORTS BAR
#467
Houston / TX

Fancy's

1947 W Gray St Ste 200, Houston, TX 77019

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COCKTAIL BAR
#468
Houston / TX

Fandangos BAR/Pool/Dance & GRILL

7676 De Moss Dr, Houston, TX 77036

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SPORTS BAR
#469
Houston / TX

Fao

2303 Smith St # 300, Houston, TX 77006

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BAR
#470
Houston / TX

Fast Eddy's Ice House

10930 Tower Oaks Blvd, Houston, TX 77070

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BAR
#471
Houston / TX

Fastrak Express #3

5206 Airline Dr, Houston, TX 77022

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BEER BAR
#472
Houston / TX

Fastrak Express #5

13544 I-10, Houston, TX 77015

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BAR
#473
Houston / TX

Fat Boys Bar & Grill

2596 S Loop W, Houston, TX 77054

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SPORTS BAR
#474
Houston / TX

Fat Tuesday

8366 Westheimer Rd Ste 1650, Houston, TX 77063

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BAR
#475
Houston / TX

Fats Sports Bar

9211 West Rd, Houston, TX 77064

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SPORTS BAR
#476
Houston / TX

Fedora Lounge

2726 Bissonnet St Ste 100, Houston, TX 77005

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LOUNGE
#477
Houston / TX

Fiesta Michoacan

11479 North Fwy, Houston, TX 77060

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SPORTS BAR
#478
Houston / TX

Fiesta Mix Sports Bar and Grill

111 Memory Ln, Houston, TX 77037

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SPORTS BAR
#479
Houston / TX

Fig & Olive Houston

5115 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX 77056

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BAR
#480
Houston / TX

Fine Turkish Wine Bottle Shop + Tasting Room

1909 Dunlavy St, Houston, TX 77006

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WINE BAR
#481
Houston / TX

Finn MacCool's Irish Bar

1127 Eldridge Pkwy Suite 600, Houston, TX 77077

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IRISH PUB
#482
Houston / TX

Fiora's Bottle Shop

888 Westheimer Rd Ste 107, Houston, TX 77006

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WINE BAR
#483
Houston / TX

Fireside Bar

800 Sorella Ct, Houston, TX 77024

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BAR
#484
Houston / TX

First Tee

12589 Whittington Dr, Houston, TX 77077

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PUB
#485
Houston / TX

First Thursday - Mid Main

3617 Main St, Houston, TX 77002

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BAR
#486
Houston / TX

Five Nine Lounge

11786 S Wilcrest Dr, Houston, TX 77099

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HOOKAH BAR
#487
Houston / TX

Flava Restaurant & Bar

5600 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX 77057

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BAR
#488
Houston / TX

Flight Club Houston

3515 W Dallas St Ste 100, Houston, TX 77019

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COCKTAIL BAR
#489
Houston / TX

Flights

George Bush Intercontinental Airport, 18700 John F Kennedy Blvd, Houston, TX 77032

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LOUNGE
#490
Houston / TX

Flying Saucer Draught Emporium

705 Main St, Houston, TX 77002

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BEER BAR
#491
Houston / TX

Fog Hookah Lounge

13954 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX 77077

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HOOKAH BAR
#492
Houston / TX

Forajido sports bar

12706 North Fwy, Houston, TX 77060

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SPORTS BAR
#493
Houston / TX

Forget Me Not

5922 Washington Ave, Houston, TX 77007

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COCKTAIL BAR
#494
Houston / TX

Forty Acres Sports Bar

4743 Reed Rd, Houston, TX 77033

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BAR
#495
Houston / TX

Foster's Club Off Griggs

5259 Griggs Rd, Houston, TX 77021

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BAR
#496
Houston / TX

Fox & Hound Houston

12802 Gulf Fwy, Houston, TX 77034

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SPORTS BAR
#497
Houston / TX

Fox & Hound Pub and Grille

17575 State Highway 249, Houston, TX 77064

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PUB
#498
Houston / TX

Fox Hollow

4617 Nett St, Houston, TX 77007

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LOUNGE
#499
Houston / TX

Foxxy's Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

11112 S Post Oak Rd, Houston, TX 77035

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SPORTS BAR
#500
Houston / TX

Frank's Americana Revival

3736 Westheimer Rd, Houston, TX 77027

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